My Twitter troll announced he would stop trolling me like a Division I athlete announces a transfer

It’s already been a weird week here at Mid-Major Madness, and I’m happy to say it’s about to get weirder.

That’s because my Twitter troll announced he will stop trolling me, and he announced it like he’s a Division I transfer.

Thankfully, this makes it somewhat relevant to this site, allowing me to post it here. It’s a stretch, I know, but it’s also the offseason, so deal with it.

Some background: A few weeks ago, this Moses gentleman started trolling me on Twitter. This account was seemingly made for the sole purpose of tweeting at me once a day and calling me ugly in a new and creative way. For example:

And...

Yes, that’s a super-dooper-zoomed-in picture of me. He would do this once a day, every day, and these were his only tweets. Then, a little over a week ago, he pivoted. He went from insults to praise, keeping his once-a-day cadence of tweeting ONLY at me.

And my personal favorite...

It was all leading up to today, I suppose, when he announced he’d be taking his talents elsewhere. According to Jon Rothstein of FanRag Sports, Cuh is a “sit one, play two guy,” so he will be eligible for the 2018-19 season. An official statement from the University of My Twitter Account:

Farewell, you wonderful freak.