It’s already been a weird week here at Mid-Major Madness, and I’m happy to say it’s about to get weirder.
That’s because my Twitter troll announced he will stop trolling me, and he announced it like he’s a Division I transfer.
@Russ_Steinberg pic.twitter.com/yy44ZdkxIn— Moses Cuh (@MosesCuh5) April 25, 2017
Thankfully, this makes it somewhat relevant to this site, allowing me to post it here. It’s a stretch, I know, but it’s also the offseason, so deal with it.
Some background: A few weeks ago, this Moses gentleman started trolling me on Twitter. This account was seemingly made for the sole purpose of tweeting at me once a day and calling me ugly in a new and creative way. For example:
A CROSS BETWEEN ROCKY DENNIS AND THAT SUB-HUMAN FREAK FROM THE GOONIES, WITH A SMELL WORSE THAN SATAN'S BALLSACK! @Russ_Steinberg pic.twitter.com/4hYj6NEjxc— Moses Cuh (@MosesCuh5) April 14, 2017
NSFW LOOK AT THIS HIDEOUS MONSTROSITY! NO DON'T! SAVE YOURSELVES THE NIGHTMARE OF HAVING HIS IMAGE SEERED INTO YOUR BRAIN! @Russ_Steinberg pic.twitter.com/yj4rJ71qeO— Moses Cuh (@MosesCuh5) April 13, 2017
Yes, that’s a super-dooper-zoomed-in picture of me. He would do this once a day, every day, and these were his only tweets. Then, a little over a week ago, he pivoted. He went from insults to praise, keeping his once-a-day cadence of tweeting ONLY at me.
@Russ_Steinberg Hey man, looking good today!— Moses Cuh (@MosesCuh5) April 17, 2017
@Russ_Steinberg It may be raining out, but reading your tweets is like a ray of sunshine!— Moses Cuh (@MosesCuh5) April 20, 2017
And my personal favorite...
@Russ_Steinberg is the God Shammgod of Twitter.— Moses Cuh (@MosesCuh5) April 24, 2017
It was all leading up to today, I suppose, when he announced he’d be taking his talents elsewhere. According to Jon Rothstein of FanRag Sports, Cuh is a “sit one, play two guy,” so he will be eligible for the 2018-19 season. An official statement from the University of My Twitter Account:
Statement: pic.twitter.com/I9Jfn27063— Russell Steinberg (@Russ_Steinberg) April 25, 2017
Farewell, you wonderful freak.