We took all the hair away from a bunch of collegiate logos

“It is when suffering finds a voice and sets our nerves quivering that this pity comes troubling us.”

—H.G. Wells, The Island of Dr. Moreau

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he has seen things that’d make your addled, sheltered brain recoil in pure terror (Big Sky basketball)

happiest devil you ever did see

George Clooney’s the next KFC Colonel

we swear this is not Jack Kirby’s intellectual property

king of the forest

isn’t this the dude who’s always dead at the beginning of a game of Clue?

w h y a r e y o u s h r i e k i n g ? //// what is it that you see?

Just turned George into a normal dude

the Retrievers took the man’s hair while they were at it

Kinda like doll’s eyes...

Rejected Courage the Cowardly Dog villain

Who told Jay Leno that this hat is a good look on him?

just a normal sailor

completely Smooth Bear