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Hi, it’s me, Stan Russ.
Picture it: The Internet, 2020. I spent Sunday night riling up our Twitter followers with such outlandish statements as “wear a mask” and “do things that might keep other people safe.” So in order to win back the masses, I made a joke and then followed it up by spamming everyone’s timeline into oblivion.
I think the only way to win back our followers is to run my "mid-major teams as Golden Girls GIFs" story
— Mid-Major Madness (@mid_madness) December 7, 2020
I then followed it up with a bunch of GIFs that people seemed to enjoy, but I’m no yutz. I’m a man of my word and will now put them into a story so that the Google overlords can decide who gets to click on it.
So here’s the list I came up with along with the best user submissions:
Belmont
Belmont addressing their OVC brethren. pic.twitter.com/qZ9KcDeKAg
— 'stacheVille (@615eternal) December 7, 2020
Charleston Southern
Charleston Southern pic.twitter.com/TaNtoX1zFa
— Mid-Major Madness (@mid_madness) December 7, 2020
Cleveland State
Cleveland State pic.twitter.com/TuV5XhSTvz
— Mid-Major Madness (@mid_madness) December 7, 2020
Every team on Cam’s The Other Top 25 Ballot
Cam’s entire The Other Top 25 ballot pic.twitter.com/gIdY2lnMRp
— Mid-Major Madness (@mid_madness) December 7, 2020
Illinois State and Utah State
Illinois State pic.twitter.com/IuPYZeIHce
— Chris D. Davies is staying home (@chris_d_davies) December 7, 2020
Utah State pic.twitter.com/NzAQnmtGUP
— Forrest Sutherland (@Air_Forrest_One) December 7, 2020
New Mexico State
New Mexico State pic.twitter.com/xJ8kyJqJL1
— Mid-Major Madness (@mid_madness) December 7, 2020
Northern Arizona
Northern Arizona pic.twitter.com/rqLRuVRuWd
— Mid-Major Madness (@mid_madness) December 7, 2020
Northern Iowa
Northern Iowa pic.twitter.com/GyWpgORlJP
— Mid-Major Madness (@mid_madness) December 7, 2020
UNI after giving up another lead pic.twitter.com/BBObPZrjG5
— holly jolly hannah (@hannah_bean18) December 9, 2020
Northern Kentucky
my NKU NORSE pic.twitter.com/DvRm8ZpZ6E
— Matthew (@FwehttaM) December 7, 2020
Oakland, but this would also work for Charleston Southern
Oakland to University of Detroit pic.twitter.com/bWtnQBDrWR
— Jimmy H (@Jimbo_Slice14) December 7, 2020
Pepperdine
Pepperdine pic.twitter.com/PKd0xv4JuF
— Roll Waves (@Waves_Up) December 7, 2020
Portland
Portland pic.twitter.com/M7exK1ln7s
— Mid-Major Madness (@mid_madness) December 7, 2020
Richmond
Richmond after beat Kentucky pic.twitter.com/zqCFEEqZ8G
— Djpowerline ⚔️ (@Djpowerline29) December 7, 2020
Saint Mary’s
Saint Mary’s pic.twitter.com/QoTvcBz52q
— Phatman (@phattyman44) December 7, 2020
San Diego State
San Diego State pic.twitter.com/Prl9wa4jTf
— Mid-Major Madness (@mid_madness) December 7, 2020
St. Olaf (Division III)
Forgot one. Division III St. Olaf: pic.twitter.com/bhFUWI9Rwp
— Mid-Major Madness (@mid_madness) December 9, 2020
Stephen F. Austin
Stephen F Austin pic.twitter.com/8uHC9YgRga
— Mid-Major Madness (@mid_madness) December 7, 2020
Stephen F. Austin, again
Also Stephen F. Austin pic.twitter.com/1zFiEk5XOQ
— Mid-Major Madness (@mid_madness) December 7, 2020
Stetson
My Stetson Hatters pic.twitter.com/fE111hUpay
— Charles (@Abantopolis) December 7, 2020
The best teams in the Atlantic 10
Richmond, Saint Louis, Bona pic.twitter.com/ibdv8Mxoae
— Mid-Major Madness (@mid_madness) December 7, 2020
UMBC
UMBC pic.twitter.com/mCncc7RUuJ
— Nick Lorensen (@nlorensensports) December 7, 2020
VCU
VCU pic.twitter.com/FHNayS2hSG
— Amy L Rector (@vcuanthprof) December 9, 2020
And finally, my masterpiece, William & Mary
William & Mary pic.twitter.com/Y5zWflmvMR
— Mid-Major Madness (@mid_madness) December 7, 2020